WTF?

It would be reasonable to inquire why a self-described "aspiring underachiever" with an express contempt for status jockeying would stick a portfolio of his work on the Internet.

While I'm sure it would be inaccurate to suggest that my motives were entirely untainted by any desire to be liked or thought interesting, in my defense I will also add that this portfolio is also, if not primarily, simply an excuse to be lazy. Sometimes when meeting new potential friends or creative collaborators, I find that people want to know about my past work, and having a portfolio online saves me having to explain it all from scratch every time.

Here are the domains in which I could thus far be bothered to compile an account of my prior doings:

• Business
• Academia